Photographers Assistant

7 Days
Retail: $7,459.15
$150.00
Rent It April Fools! +
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Notes: We make every attempt to have a fully charged photo assistant for you via slices of fresh pizza, but we can’t guarantee it 100%. If you need a fully charged photo assistant, please request it via the order notes.

Rental Includes:
  • • Drivers license
  • • Emotional baggage
  • • One liners including "That's soft!", "We can fix that in post." and "Oh you wanted that now?"
  • • Frequent bathroom breaks
  • • Dreams of being Chase Jarvis

Specifications:

  • • Height: 5' 9"
  • • Weight: 175 and counting
  • • Shoe Size: 9
  • • Shirt Size: Medium
  • • Shoots: Nikon or Canon
  • • Preferred hours: not before 11am and no later than 4am
  • • Name: Scott

The all new Photography Assistant features a questionable work ethic and in-depth knowledge of photography gear and online trends. Educated from the best photography forums and "helping out" his friends, he's the man with a plan behind the camera. If his photos are captured in JPG, and not RAW as told, or he blows the exposure or cuts off the head of your subject then he swears he can fix it in post. His extensive knowledge of various cameras and Photoshop 5.5 will enable you to master the needs of any client.

When stumped, he's adept at posting questions on Reddit and DPreview forums at 2AM to meet your deadlines. Ready to work by 11AM-ish, he can set up lighting (allow 90 minutes to sync), operate a second camera, and work a video camera (after 90 minutes of generally figuring it out and sound testing). When he goes back home to pick up critically important equipment and cords, he swears he can pick up lunch on the way back.

A jack of all trades, this is one photography assistant you can't live without. Ideal for portrait photography, large sets, and being able to tell your clients that you "technically" have an assistant.


Photographer's Assistant in Action!